So. Pooping… Wait, wait, WAIT!

I assure you this isn’t a play-by-play of a human BM. Rather, it’s an acknowledgement of the shame that still, thousands upon thousands of years after the evolution of man (and the human digestive system), often accompanies it.

I feel it’s time we mitigate this negativity and flush it once and for all.

Much like admitting that you watch “The Real Housewives”, it’s not the first topic you’re keen to bring up at Sunday brunch. Food and pooping are generally best kept apart anyway, but I digress.

Look, it happens, optimally, on a daily basis. And I admit that I prefer to take care o’ business in a private setting, and I avoid public restrooms like I avoid “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” but sometimes that’s just not possible.

The BM has its own set of priorities, thankyouverymuch. So let’s just accept it, and make our lives a little bit easier, shall we?

I don’t suggest we start a movement in the vein of the Free Bleeders. I’m sorry, but that’s just - no. Live your life I guess, but I like to get more than one wear out of a pair of pants. Completely un-economical. All I’m saying is, let’s make the best out of the situation.

So with that, I present to you two products that are. the. bomb.

Dude Wipes and Poo-Pourri.

Dude Wipes are available in handy pop-up single packs or 3 pack bundles (you'll want these in every loo)

Where to begin with the benefits of these two gems.

1) Not only will no one else know you did the dirty, but you won’t either! They provide both a preemptive strike against bathroom fallout, as well as a supremely effective postoperative cleanup. No matter the magnitude of the event, these bad boys have you COVERED.

2) A major bonus, which really speaks to the mission of this blog, is that these are both very environmentally friendly. Many flush-able wipe brands get caught up in our sewers as they’re unable to break down properly. Not so with the Dude Wipes, as their AmbASSadors, so proudly promote. These disintegrate into thin…sewer water. Oh, an did we mention they work? They’ll leave you squeaky clean and evidence-free. Poo-Pourri, meanwhile, is used PRE-execution, and uses essential oils to create a literal barrier on top of the water that traps all the offensive odours. You’ll walk outta the john smelling like a daisy (or whatever your preferred varietal is).

3) They smell good and for the sake of your wallet, and the smoke alarms, this is far superior to the old methods of matches and fake scented candles, trust me. Also - when you light that match, peeps instantly know what’s been going down.

4) Good-ass marketing (literally). Pooping is funny. Market accordingly.

5) Available on Amazon and delivered straight to your door... Need I say more about that?

There you have it. You’re set. You are in effect, a potty ninja. So get out there, use your newfound powers (products), and Free. The. Poop.

Seriously, click the links above or check out these awesome gift ideas too!

With Love and Freshness...
Liz

So. Pooping...